Not everything that glitters is gold — and not everything luxurious follows the rules. This Ain’t The Ritz is a bold, story-driven collection of original paintings, mini artworks, and curated homeware, all created by British artist and designer Lauren Rogers-Martin.

Born from a desire to challenge traditional ideas of beauty, glamour, and luxury, this collection brings together mixed media paintings, limited-edition mini pieces, and statement home styling items that blur the line between art and interior. Whether you’re dressing your walls or your table, these pieces are designed to spark conversation, disrupt the expected, and bring meaning to the way we style our lives.

Each painting in This Ain’t The Ritz is layered with texture, shimmer, and symbolism — inspired by mid-century fashion, faded opulence, and the performance of beauty itself. From full-scale originals to collectable art minis, this is a collection that invites you to see glamour differently